Attack of the Toilet

So today I let loose...
I emptied my trunk and the cup runneth over...
What do you do when the water is coming so close to the edge
Do you stand and watch?
or do you pretend that this is not happening right now...
So I played Misses Plumber all night
The toilet hates me...
It attacked and attacked...
hitting with fatal strikes that caused me to abort the mission
This wasn't made for me
I need something more.....heavy duty
It's out of order now
I guess it won this battle.......for now