LAUNDROMAT HORROR!!

So I live in a new area now. It's time to wash these clothes. I'm walking to the Clean Rite laundromat down the block. (Thinking: Well all i'll need is 3 dollars because thats all I used to do laundry at my old laundromat.....so YES i'll have money to pig out on some chinese food later on. )
Walk into Laundromat...hmmmm it's pretty big...billions of machines...and hey not a lot of people is here so YAYYYY.
Walk over to machine....WAIT...the machine doesn't take quarters..it's one of those fancy 2011 machines...it uses card. OK, so i'm going to put my 3 dollars on card.
..........Reading sign over machine.....WAIT FIVE DOLLARS....I HAVE TO PUT 5 DOLLARS ON THE DAMN CARD!!!!! (breathe, breathe, breathe, WOOSAAA WOOOSAAA)
I put 5 dollars on the card...okay i'm over it...
Damn! $2.25 for the damn small machine!!! I payed $1.50 at my old one.. (breathe, breathe, breathe)
I get over it.
I'm putting my clothes in the machine.....close door...put my card in slot.

75 CENTS REMAINING

WHATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just put $5 dollars on this card.....maybe the machine made a mistake....walk over to girl.

Me: Hey I just put money on this card... and the machine is $2.25 so I should have...(thinks) $2.75 left but it says I have 75 cents left.
Girl: (points at sign)

                            $2.00 for card

$2.00 would be refunded if card is returned.

                               Looks around for cameras because I really was about too....

but WOOSAAAAA

WOOOOOOSAAAAAAA

Clothes finish

DING!

Walk over to dryer.....

35 CENTS

.........FOR 8 MINUTES?????

Never would I ever!

AND YOU KNOW I RETURNED THAT DAMN CARD

$2.00 BACK IN POCKETS

Chinese or Pizza???